"a long time since I have not picked up the pieces ..." (C) So snivo, citizens! From piping hot! Just today ever!
I can not keep quiet, so really it was marvelous! Comic fantasy, as it is.
But tell very briefly, because I sit at work, to record the entire 25 minutes, Will there be a time after the record - I do not know.
So ...
This snive I was 18-19 years, and I was the apprentice sorcerer. Good, but very good for nothing, as it should be in a comic fantasy. Well, I was a ... Well, you guessed it - Mary Sue, as she is ;-)))
And the world was the way it is, in reality, yes. And training the magic in it carefully hiding.
And, of course, has announced the world's natural Dark Lord, as it is. The primary aim was the destruction of his Tien Shan using super-underground thermonuclear explosion: it was necessary to establish drug-trafficking from Afghanistan to Russia and other southern countries. But the ultimate purpose, of course, rule the whole world.
Well, as you know, friends, of course, who could stand in the way villain, a tyrant and a despot? Only such a comic heroes, as we do.
In order to deal with the Dark Lord, we, other than magic, also armed with ... No, do not guess it. Talking and spiteful swords and horses, nothing to do with. Firstly, We had only talkative in a battle with Kalashnikovs (though with a rather monotonous vocabulary - ta-ta-ta da ta-ta-ta), and secondly, we had a means of transportation.
No and no again, it was not a "Lamborghini-Reventon!
Somewhere in the magical flea market my teacher got hold of broken-down motorcycle German mechanized infantry Division during World War II. Attached to the motorcycle driver - a sinister skeleton in an appropriate form of lieutenant and a hole in his helmet.
However, after some magical finishing and vehicle and driver bundled shown that something in no way inferior "Lambo-Reventon. At speed, for example. And some what is even superior to the car of my dreams. Namely: it was probably the world's only motorcycle VTOL capable of supporting the air transonic speed and make flights of medium-range ;-)))
Here on this prichindale, in short, we chased the Dark Lord and his retinue throughout planet.
Alas, to record 12 minutes, and I round off. As you know, all the adventures were pretty funny (we have the same comic fantasy, right?). And we still managed to thwart the diabolical plans of the enemy to undermine the Tien Shan, imagine?
But in the end, he has captivated us. And here we stand in the throne room of the Dark Citadel - I am a teacher in chains, and Hans (as we nicknamed himself cage-Deutsche) - without, but what is the good of that? He only led his miracle-motorcycle he could, and was not even armed, when the teacher found it together with transport at the flea market.
And the Dark Lord tells us, as it should in such cases:
- Prepare to die! MUA-HA-HA!
We're ready to take die with cries of "All is not hang !!!", but then suddenly Hans creaking joints and all went to the dark lord. And - seizing him by the throat, and began to choke!
"Oppanki - I think. - What an unexpected turn of events! He got used to us, or what?"
Dark Lord, of course, times - Avada Kedavra! Two - Avada Kedavra! Three - Awad Kedavra!
and Hans-what? He and so dead!
twitching Dark Lord in agony and died. A Gansik grabbed control teachers, sprawling inadvertently nearby and well, using it to talk with his entourage bastard! And yet persuaded them, think for?
Well, here we began actively to extricate himself from chains, and it was still receive when suddenly ...
look and Gansik of ours ... Eeee ... Comes to life in the real world!
mean, overgrown with flesh, gradually ... And turns into a pretty nice youthful Deutsche.
Deutsche stands, turns his head and eyes - a complete misunderstanding of the current geopolitical situation and the balance of forces in the conflict zone.
And then get out of chains of control and lack of teacher ...
- Oh, you viper fascist, has decided to revive? Yes, I'll let you in the forest near Smolensk ...
But I ran across the path:
- Teacher, do not! Almost 70 years gone! And do not you understand that he was pardoned Over for the fact that he killed the dark lord!
Teacher:
- Hmmm ... Mnda ... And the ideological "Hubert Alles" it's not like, perhaps ... Normal inductee ... Well, live, whoever you are ... Hans or Fritz, I do not know ...
I turned to Hans and Fritz ... He is confused, blinking ... And suddenly the "heart became closely in the bowels of seductive boobs "(c) ... And I realized that soon, but, of course, after the clarification of the current geopolitical situation and the balance of forces in the area conflict, parties intending to become languid ...
... And then alarm reminded that even if I were the mortal remains of the Dark Lord, discarded immediately, it is not save me from having to go to the processing ...