Although it is not a review following criticism in the classical sense, but rather concerns that what one would call for commonly as a saturated from excessive subjectivity slating, I would still like it for completeness associate with those texts that are still here hopefully follow soon. write
bebeifallt bestseller and critics to be frenetic, today seems no longer to be as complicated as ever.
recent example: the almost pressure-fresh newcomer Roman Axolotl Road Kill of the supposed child prodigy Helen Hegemann.
order to take care that all the less successful writers at least a piece of the cake success may cost, I can give them the following formula proposed by Mrs-Hegemann highly self-assembled lovingly highly recommend it. Well, my friends, at the heart of all literary gourmets and you may fly soon abound ...
basic recipe for a modern bestseller
courtesy of Helen Hegemann
1) Just take two terms to be content in close to something like the Erzkatholizismus the Kama Sutra and combine them brought in almost seemingly delirious fashion, to oh-so-original title à la olm Overkill naked mole-rat, or Street Fight . One of these masterly manner should contain adulterated forms the basis for subsequent digestibility of the reader, therefore, to proceed with this step very carefully. Some exotic ingredients may therefore still be used, after all, one wants to consciously stand out from the dull aftertaste of conventional books.
2) In a second step, grab some Ollen chestnuts out of the popliterarischen candy box, which are: Prosperity over-saturation, loss of self-identity in a media often mirrored world, excessive drug use in hedonistic milieu metropolitan chichi Night Lifes, etc. The all you have to refine a shot extremely firmer wording and jugendsprachlichem speech diarrhea, sprinkle now and then but also copied, neologistische sweets in the style of "Techno plasticity" one (like, longer, plagiarized passages) to the intellectual and artistic touch to do justice, and - Taaadaaaa! - That is the tasty filling!
3) Finally, confusing and whisk it again everything thoroughly, and garnish the resulting mass or with a little pseudo-profundity and pseudo-claim. And there you have conjured up a truly literary palate.
Bon appetit!
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Teresa Maienschein
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